Sorry to disappoint, but I AM ZOOMBA!

Will the real Zoomba please stand up....

Published on May 31, 2005 By Zoomba In Humor

It seems that over the weekend there was a bit of Zoomba impersonating going on. Now, I'm not going to name anyone in this massive fraud that occured.. I'm better than that... I can pull myself above the fray of people competing to be crowned the next Zoomba.

I am the alpha and the omega of Zoombas... I was Zoomba before many here had even heard of the Internet. I was the first. There have been others since me, but I *will* be the last.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ZOOMBA!

Comments (Page 1)

Dr Guy

on May 31, 2005

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE ZOOMBA!

{Holding up a blood stained hand and crying} Zoombas are PEOPLE! They are People!

Danny Bassette

on May 31, 2005

That's good, for a minute there I was worried I might be zoomba too (or would that be two?).

Dr Guy

on May 31, 2005

That's good, for a minute there I was worried I might be zoomba too (or would that be two?).

Ah, go ahead and be Zoomba. He has been hijacked so many times already, one more is not going to hurt.

Zoomba

on May 31, 2005

You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

Dr Guy

on May 31, 2005

You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

me thinks someone is having delusions of grandeur. Danny, You go be Zoomba until this pretender comes back to sanity.

Gene Nash

on May 31, 2005

(or would that be two?)

No, I'm Zoomba 2, you can be Zoomba 3.

You're diluting my valuble brand! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

We're perpetuating it for you. How valuable a brand would Coke be if it was seen no farther than their headquarters wall? I hear you can go into the deepest part of the African desert and find beat up Coke signs. There's even a movie about a native and a Coke bottle.

Just imagine how famous and valuable you'll be when there's a Zoomba on every blog. (Be sure to spell my name correctly on the royalty check.)

bakerstreet

on May 31, 2005

"No, I'm Zoomba 2, you can be Zoomba 3... Just imagine how famous and valuable you'll be when there's a Zoomba on every blog."

Just imagine how valueable the Coke brand would be if people cracked open a frosty one and got generic, suger-free dog pee. The brand is meaningless if it doesn't represent quality. There's an obvious reason to protect a brand. Not everyone CAN be Zoomba...

Gene Nash

on May 31, 2005

generic, suger-free dog pee.

How dare you say that about Dr. Guy!

bakerstreet

on May 31, 2005

Well, not every imitation is dog pee. The more a brand is watered down, though, the more inconsistant the pretenders in terms of quality.

Gene Nash

on May 31, 2005

The more a brand is watered down, though, the more inconsistant the pretenders in terms of quality.

I realize Danny got in on it late, but really!

Dr Guy

on Jun 01, 2005

There's even a movie about a native and a Coke bottle.

The Gods must be crazy. It was a very cute film.

Dr Guy

on Jun 01, 2005

generic, suger-free dog pee.

How dare you say that about Dr. Guy!

I have been called worse. But never Sugar Free!

Zoomba

on Jun 01, 2005

So which is worse... Sugar Free, or Neo-con?

Dr Guy

on Jun 01, 2005

So which is worse... Sugar Free, or Neo-con?

Sugar Free. That is so lame!

Feeling better now? ready to resume your Zoomba duties?

Zoomba

on Jun 01, 2005

Well, I'm only able to take on my Zoomba duties in a very part-time fashion this week while I'm on vacation.

Can someone else here cover the morning shift? I'm enjoying sleeping in really late for a few days and can't cover the morning Zoomba shift.

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